如何制造美娇娃 (1968)

　　1968美国喜剧科幻片《如何制造美娇娃》由Herschell Gordon Lewis导演，Robert Wood主演，影片讲述的是：
A nerdy professor who has no luck with women builds beautiful female robots to satisfy his sexual desires
Feminists beware How To Make A Doll a gratuitous slapstick sciencefiction sex fantasy from HERSCHELL GORDON LEWIS will leave you aghast Percy Corley ROBERT WOOD a brilliant but nerdy bespectacled mathematician is lost when it comes the relationship of B and G boys and girls that is Girls dont want anything to do with a creep like me he tells his mother a hideously garish ELIZABETH DAVIS who also played the crazy old lady in The Gruesome Twosome
Percy drives his little red clown car to visit colleague Dr West JIM VANCE who has just invented a super computer that can make anything they want The scifi lab set is just about on the same artistic level as the spaceship in Space Thing so prepare to see lots of clunky apparatus blinking lights wood paneling corrugated plastic puffs of smoke annoying sounds and punch cards galore Its the future baby After a series of programming mishaps which result in a bunny rabbit and then a transvestite Percy comes up with an equation for the perfect woman blonde bikiniclad robotic and horny as hell She instantly mauls him West wastes no time in making his own voracious sex machine and has a good ol time until the old man has a heart attack and decides to live in the super computer with the gals thus gaining immortality
With Dr West as his virtual guide Percy becomes an ascotwearing Casanova when sitting under a hair dryer and experiences himself surrounded by beautiful women in various scenarios He gets to make out with each of the gals in his lotech fantasy world But an electronic love life just isnt enough for him Percy wants The Real Thing but the gals protest and emerge from the computer chanting We love you we love you in a Night Of The Living Dead sort of way He destroys the fembots by ripping up each of their punch cards reprograms the computer to keep Dr West happy and accidentally breaks his glasses leaving him blind as a bat
Vision impaired Percy meets plainjane graduate student Agnes and they hit it off But Just when you think true love has triumphed male chauvinism rears its ugly head and the smart homely gal is turned into a beautiful brainless bunny when Percy makes a wish and everyone live happily ever after
Definitely a piece of panderous pop from the late Sixties that revels in its political incorrectness How To Make a Doll also features another Floridabased lowbudget auteur in its cast Playing Agnes father in none other that BRAE GRINTER billed as Brett Jason Merriman director of the proChristian chickenmonsterondrugsfilm Blood Freak and the Veronica Lake maggot epic Flesh Feast Obviously Herschell was an inspiration